So I had a stag do last saturday. It was very nice. This is all because I'm getting married and stuff.
It all started with a trip to Laser Mayhem, which was very good I must say, there was about 16 or so of us, and we were split into two teams, our team, and the rubbish team.
The rubbish team weren't very good, and consistently lost, despite one member of our team wearing a pink feather boa and a pink tutu and angel wings (that was me). I was supposed to keep as many of these items as I could, which included the above, and a thong, a pink wand, and some things on my head (a tiara and sproingy things). The wand was the first to go, followed by the wings which got caught on an APC. by the end I just had the feather boa and thong, and a group of children chanted "gay" at me.
Well anyway, it reminded me of being back in nam, and I had a couple of rambo moments. My biggest regret being I forgot to shout "GITSUM" a few times.
Anyway, after trouncing the rubbish team, Rhys, Stace and I had an intimate cold shower.
Next on the agenda was meeting up in the light bar for 5:30. The light bar didn't open till 6:30. Shilson knew this, but didn't realise he'd forgotten, so instead we started in the Pitcher and Piano. When people started to arrive, we moved from our large bench style table into a more intimate corner because it looked nice, and didn't have enough floor space for all of us, let alone seats.
Well, to cut a long story short, Rhys got me very drunk. I ate a chicken with an omlette on top, and fell asleep on a bus.
To be honest, it's all rather vague from the light bar onwards. Except that bit where Rhys dropped my phone. That is very clear. Otherwise if anyone can remember anything please leave a comment.
